Mari kita rileks dan rehatkan badan2 korang yang tengah sengal2 tu. Mari menari seperti mereka, semoga hidup anda bertambah sinar dan ceria.
boleh baca citer pendek ini semua jikalau anda tidak suka menari :
#1
Policeman: you can’t park your car here.
Driver: why not?
Policeman: read the sign!
Driver: i did, it says, “Fine to Park”, so i parked.
#2
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, “Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he’s Invisible”. The Doctor said, “Tell him i can’t see him”
#3
A man is buying a TV.
Man: Do you have color TV’s?
Salesman: Sure
Man: Give me the Green one, please.
#4
I remember one time i told my Doctor i had a ringing in my ears. His advice to me, “Don’t answer it”
#5
A man calls Air Asia.
Man: How long does it take to fly to Kuching?
Sales Rep: Just a sec
Man: Thank you – says the man and hangs up
#6
FedEX is expected to joinits major competitor UPS, and become FedUP!
#7
The patient says” Give me the bad news first”!
Doctor replies “You’ve got AIDS”
“Oh no,what could be worse than that? ask the patient.
“You’ve also got Alzheimer’s disease”
Patient – Oh … well, that’s not so bad. At least i dont have AIDS.
#8
Things people actually said in Interview. Word for word.
Q – What is your date of Birth?
A – July 15
Q – What year?
A – Every year lo..
#9
What did one Ghost say to another?
“Do you believe in People?”
